Things To Do When You`re Bored

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send you a message.
See how long you can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, or try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as you can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh or ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because by trying too much, you remember what you were trying to avoid thinking of. If you try too little, you end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing by and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag or knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner or later one of your mind commands will come true, so you can convince yourself that you really have super human powers and waste even more time trying them out.
Pretend you’re a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the street with mechanical movements, adding ‘zzzzzt’ sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 seconds more entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn’t that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers by marks out of ten as you go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and footwear choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a random word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There’s nothing physical about it – it’s all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.
Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There’s not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as you walk along and add a racing commentary as you pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make Star Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand by an electric door to a bank or something and make that silly “Scccccccchwop” sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for a while, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved by looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy you can’t even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the “makes boredom seem a lot better” effect (see “Hurt Yourself”).
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye or busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when you go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what’s in your neighbour’s rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
You can learn a lot about people by what they throw out. You might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR or some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, or go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone’s CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an email full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in love with their shoes. Or something.
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember – vulgarities don’t make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if you can get them to make noises to ‘test’ the line. One to get you started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
(Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it’s a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don’t step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and…AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous ‘isn’t it?’ at the end of everything you say and you’re halfway there. Isn’t it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone you don’t like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long you can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if you laugh.
Stare at the back of someone’s head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the “I have the feeling I’m being watched” principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a “Who is less competitive” competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make you lose. Trying to lose makes you win which makes you lose. Not trying at all makes you lose which makes you win which makes you lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6″ to 2′ high (15 to 60 cm for all you metric fans). It’s never seen the tops of counters, what you keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone’s ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then you can’t blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person’s neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you’re not sorry at all for what they think you did. Comment instead on how big that sneeze was or about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.



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59 comments:

  1. this was a dumb ass thing

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  2. WHEN IM BORED I OFEN LICK MY HAND (50 MINS)

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  3. yo yo, dis is B.o.B! jus sayin dat these are well funny kidda! i liak tha sneezin one blud!

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  4. im gonna try the sneeze thing

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  5. I cnt be bothered to read it :/

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  6. freakin awesome!!!!!!

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  7. act like a cat (5-10 min)

    play wit a pice of string(5-15 min)

    bark like a dog{perferabbly in a car} (from starting position to destenation)

    wave at other peopel in cars (10-20 min)

    act like your lost in a small store (20-30 min)

    act lost in a big store (30-45 min)

    act like a child when with a frein { say NO when they want u to grab somethin and run away} (20-35 min)

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  8. you could just have a wank

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  9. my name is wyatt stills hit me up on facebook ladies ;D

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  10. this is copypasted from some site that i found on google in like 2 sec.

    wank off, obviously.

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  11. Well I liked the sneeze one!! I'm going to do that to one of my friends. And even though I will probably not try any of the others it gave me something to do by reading it.

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  12. these were entertaining

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  13. one more thing reading this stuff (5-20 mins)

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  14. You could do the whole sneeze one, but instead of water, use vasaline or lotion or even hand sanitizer...something more "snotty" than water :)

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  15. when i get bored in the car, I use to stare at people, haha

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  16. My friends and i got bored one day so we spun around till we were really dizzy then we had to get onto a table without falling off then jump onto a wooden bench. IT was so fun

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  17. i want to talk to someone posibly a boy to doit wiv x

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  18. wow, reaally shittty bah

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  19. that sneeze one makes me a little hawt and bothered.

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  20. Drive down the street listening to fairly offensive music such as Stephen Lynch or Bo Burnham loudly singing along and then yell at people for staring at you XD

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  21. STOLEEEEEEEEEEN -___________-

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  22. lol, sum of these r epic!!!

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  23. the last 2 were hilarious

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  24. anonymous,



    i just stare at people in the car,
    if they stare back,
    i pretend to pick my nose,
    just wave non stop with a huge smile:D
    hah heckka funn.

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  25. If you're in a car, and you're at a stop light, stare at the people in the car next to you. :D
    One time, this dude in the car next to me had his music playing really loudly, so I started dancing to it really stupidly. When he looked at me, I stopped immediately, and just stared at him.
    It's pretty amusing :P

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  26. Btw B.o.B yor a freack

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  27. Lol, this was taken from urban75.com, I found this list on there 4 years back.

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  28. Laugh, just laugh!!
    (5-10mins) :L:L

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  29. open up a window in ur house and when you see people outside doing yard work or walking shout 'I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK' over and over again and hide when they look around. (you can also do the evil bellatrix laugh with it :) haha)

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  30. i just stare at people when im in the bloody car.. and if they stare bac i make a scary/stupid/crazy face until they look away. and if they look bac? i hide.

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  31. Omg ^ the hp 'i killed sirius' idea was amazing but simple im going to do that from now on.

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  32. AMAZING !
    Roflllll.

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  33. to be honest, it was brilliant mate, but WHO ON EART IS BOTHERED TO READ IT!!!!

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  34. So not fun to do, makes it even more boring. Why do you even want us to try and swallow our tongue, thats dangerous, you know. You thing that people even read all of ut, well, no, because the found out in the begining that it was BORING.

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  35. i think this whole padge is just shitt

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  36. ah. ive read this before.. i love the visuals

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  37. why don't you try buying a bar of mars chocolate, go in to a cubicle of a public toilet, lock the door and squash the bar of mars with your hands,[* make sure it looks gross xD] stick your hands out from under the cubicle door and scream at the top of your lungs for toilet tissue. [* make sure there's more than one person in the toilet to make the joke better :P] try it, its fun!

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  38. stolen withput proper credit due? Everyone unlike this...

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  39. jee, don't like it don't comment. plus if u complain at least now how 2 write.

    SOOOOO BIGG!!! If u'r in a library or somewhere quite, start tapping the table.. the reactions are hilarious! (3-5 min)

    or if u're with someone and he/she is talking to somebody start calling their names softly and then keep getting louder.. (1-3 min)

    if u're in a crowded place act like u're drunk.. (10-15 min)

    ask little kids for anything. just be sure to check no parents are around (15-20 min)

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  40. Go into a small-ish shop and then suddenly fall [but dont bump into anyone or anything :PP]

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  41. stare at people in cars next to you and watch them do stupid stuff its actually very entertaining

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  42. lol most of tese r fantastic! haha lol

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  43. when ur in the car and u see someone walking down the street, honk your car horn at them and wave the other way! it's halarious!

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  44. WACKING OFF IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THESE

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  45. HAHAHAHAHAHA! THESE ARE SO FUNNY I LAUGHED AS I READ THEM.
    OH, AND WHEN I'M BORED IN THE CAR, I STARE AT PEOPLE UNTIL THEY NOTICE. :D

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  46. Jack off. 15-20 mins.

    Go into an elevator, and when people wanna come in just say "ticket please" if they say they dont have one, close the elevator door XD. 25-40 mins

    ride around malls in a trolley. 15-20 mins

    chew gum and throw the chewed gum at people - preferably into their hair :o mean i know :D 10mins

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  47. haha i do that man!wave at random people at cars

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  48. when the ups guy is in the neighborhood, shout out your window "wheres my damn packeage." Once he actually brought something that wasn't ours the next day!

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  49. These are Amazingg!! Sooo funnyy :)

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  50. Mariam: You know what I think? I COULDN'T EVEN GET THROUGH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING WITHOUT SAYING BORRIIINNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  51. It's not possible to swallow your tongue...

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  52. i got 3, shout someones name nd if they look shout"U TALKIN TO ME" over nd over untill they start crying.

    2. start randomly barking and meowing

    3. pretend u have an imaginary friend called bob, then pretend its commiting suicide, then startt crying saying "he was only 4 and 3/4 old!

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  53. i wonder who times this.

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  54. In order to do all this stuff,
    you MUST get high in the skyyy ! soo just try that .

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  55. Go to the bookstore or library, pick a book that's obviously REALLY porny [you have to see it on the cover and stuff, it works best with comics] and read it [or pretend to] in the section for religious books :D

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  56. one of the things to make yourself unbored... is tooo...


    A- HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE....

    B- get a life..

    C- scream "do you know the ice cream man??" at the top of lungs in the middle of a store or down the street.. and keep on screaming until someone answers, if they do know, ask for his name, if they dont, tell them to find out and report to me as sooon as possible and if they dont report, say... "YOU HAVE LIED! YOU KNEW THE ICE CREAM MAN ALL ALONG! ITS YOU!"

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  57. Hee hee im gonna do the welsh acsent thing Isnt it? LOL

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  58. These are all funny and I like the DO YOU KNOW THE ICE CREAM MAN?!?! thign I laughed..... the thing I do when I'm bored is just scream as loud as I can (make sure nobody's right next to you) and pretend it wasn't me


    OR...
    I randomly laugh and when people ask whats so funny I say ur face (if possible) then run away, laughing...

    OR....
    I make fun of my imaginary friend, Gina. I always say shes ugly in public and when people look at me like o.O wtf? I say "what are YOU lookin at?"

    OR....
    I start singing the Frosted Flakes commercial when I'm staring at donuts... people always wonder why ur singing about cereal when looking @ donuts XD XD XD

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