Top Ten Drunken Text Messages

10.)  I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

9.)  I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

8.)  I went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

7.) I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

6.) Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more

5.) I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

4.) so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

3.) Person A: he said he didn’t have a condom…; Person B: and you said?…; Person A: that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

2.) Person A: I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…and he didn’t stop me…; Person B: How was it?; Person A: Fantastic, but that’s not the point.

1.) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

So what message the most love?

150 comments:

  1. My fave one is the "I had sex with my boyfriends twin last night..."
    That one was EPIC!
    Ha,,

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  2. i would like to wake up with 1000 dollars more than i had :)

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  3. 3:26 pm on june 22, 2010 ! ur face is epic to but noone said anything bout that

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  4. haha like number one

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  5. he had a condom he magically forgot about lmfao!

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  6. 3 4 2 were my fav

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  7. My favorite?
    9.) I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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  8. lol a cop said that was the most epic party

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  9. Haha. I like the hedgehog one and the last one. :P

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  10. bible one bc it waz funny =D

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  11. lol at number 1

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  12. ha the snow white one

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  13. i dont get number 2?

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  14. Number two is hilarious!

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  15. i like number 1 fuckin epic :L

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  16. ahahahahaha #4 has happened to me before....Except it was a stick..I thought it was a snake.

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  17. lmao the first one ;D

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  18. those are all from TFLN!! Cheaterssssss

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  19. I like number 3! hahaha works everytime ;)

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  20. i love the last one

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  21. Ripped from TLFN.

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  22. hahahahahahha snow white and dibs! but these are all from tfln

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  23. I like #2 LMAO:)

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  24. second : EPIC ! Priceless ahahaha

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  25. hahaha imma do number 9

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  26. Why are you stealing TFLN's texts, IF ANY OF YOU PEOPLE WANT TO READ LEGIT FUNNY TEXTS GO TO textsfromlastnight.com not this shut

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  27. number one, lmfaooo ;-)

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  28. lmfao i love these :') specially the police one xD

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  29. Number 1 fucking epic FUCK DUDE!
    And I would like to wake up with 1000 bucks more dude.LOL.

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  30. favourite? i has high and stopped to let a pine cone cross the road! HA!

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  31. number 10) made me laugh
    LMAO

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  32. The one about the cops crashing the party
    LMAAAOO

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  33. hahahahaahha these are fucking great.

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  34. I like the Bible one lol.

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  35. lol number 2 is epic!!! <3

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  36. BIBELZ IN FICTION! OWNED!

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  37. if i woke up with 1000 dollars more than i had, id have 1001 dollars. p.s id like to see a high person stop for a pinecone

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  38. the bibel one is funny :)

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  39. LOL . Like it . Interesting .

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  40. AHAHAHAHAH NUMBER 9 xD

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  41. That pinecone one was fuckin hilarious lmaoo... n the snow white

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  42. ha i love #1 its epic coz it happens to me before :| hahahahaha

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  43. This shit is HILARIOUS

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  44. ha i love #1 its epic coz it happens to me before :| hahahahaha

    ^
    Sure it did.

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  45. lol i'd do 9 completely sober

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  46. i agree wit the anonymous tht posted 7th lmao

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  47. this is stupid.

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  48. LoL...Lame as well
    oh well at least i have a life

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  49. ... well that f*cking sucked. -_-

    and anyone who said "...was EPIC!" can SMD. Please don't comment, you arn't that bright.

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  50. Sex with my boyfriends twinnn

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  51. this is not good...I would think a drunken text message would be something like this 'hdy wits uppq llolm' hahaha now thats write

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  52. THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC PARTY I CRASHED
    LOL
    I HAD SEX WITH MY BOY FRIENDS TWIN LAST NIGHT
    HOW WAS IT?
    FANTASTIC, BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
    LOL
    I GOT KICKED OUT OF BARNES AND NOBLE CUZ I PUT ALL THE BIBLES IN THE FICTION SECTION
    LOL AND TRUE TRUE TRUE

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  53. I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed rofl =))

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  54. I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
    XD

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  55. i say 5 dat waz sum real funni stuff

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  56. Welp... that was extremely gay... and that was 5 minutes of my life i shall never get back... yea thx for that

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  57. OMG I JUST LOVVEE THE ONE ABOUT THE PINECONE!!! AND I MOSTLY LOVEEE THE ONE ABOUT THE TWIN!!! LMFAO!!!

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  58. ROFLMAO that made my day. :D

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  59. I like #4 the best! i do that all the time :)

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  60. Lol it took you five minutes to read these... haha I am 15 and i read these in 60 seconds. My fav is wakin up with 4 women

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  61. These are all from Textsfromlastnight!!!

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  62. I like the bible one..
    That one's hilarious..

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  63. number 1 was the greatest ;D

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  64. Wow these are epic...

    #2 could really happen for me as well....

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  65. I love number 1

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  66. Haha These Are All From TFLN !

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  67. Lol At The Fourth One My Favouritee.:D

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  68. haha went home wit 2 chicks woke up wit 4 hell yeah

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  69. lmao at #4 cuz i actually have a hedgehog named pinecone!!1!!!........
    ....jk,not really,but i wish i did!XD:):P;P

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  70. haha #3 is awsome

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  71. I SO HAVE LET A PINE CONE CROSS THE ROAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A HEDGEHOG, I WOULD STILL HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ONE IF SOMEONE DIDN'T POINT IT OUT :)

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  72. #9 haha i hope i still go to heaven....

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  73. OMG! These aren't drunk texts! These are from a site called Texts From Last Night!

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  74. number one is just a fail.

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  75. does anyone know where i am is the best hahaha.

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  76. all from textsfromlastnight.com

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  77. oh wow....
    thats.... lol

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  78. the snow white one was great! lol

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  79. ahahahahahahahah

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  80. My favorite is....
    9.) I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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  81. the first one is so epically awesome!!! reminds me of a frnd of mine hahaha.

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  82. the third one was great

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  83. 4.) so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

    1.) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

    ^^ total lolage ^^

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  84. last one is my fave ;D

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  85. All of these are on textsfromlastnight.com

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  86. yeah... haha does someone know where i am?

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  87. This is a joke.....right!!!!

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  88. number 9 its funny as hell

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  89. These are all from textsfromlastnight...

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  90. no4 was best mee thinks (:

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  91. the pine cone and the extra $1000 XD

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  92. boyfirends twin ws gass hahaha!!!

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  93. oh gosh number ( was hecka funny

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  94. hahha 9 cracks me up i would probably do that if im drunk

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  95. loved them all!! so deppic!

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  96. 9!!!!!HAHAHA...lol

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  97. the pinecone crossing the street

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  98. Does anyone know where I am(:

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  99. #8 when you wish upon a star.... bahahah!

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  100. the pinecone hahaha

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  101. Lawlz. #4 actually made me lol.

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  102. these are all texts from a website

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  103. lol at the pinecone

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  104. lol the cop one

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  105. wow, how not hilarious. at all.

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  106. i like 10 9 5 4 2 and 1 those r just plain weird but so funny...

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  107. HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I like the one with the twin :) that was funny :)

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  108. omg!!!!! hahahaha my favorite ones are #9, 8, 4, 6, and 2!!!!!

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  109. "I had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night. ." "How was it ?" "Fantastic, but that's not the point." Bhahaha. That's my favorite.

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  110. the snow white one is pretty hilarious!

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  111. so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog: epic win! XD

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  112. i love the pinecone one ferrr surreeee! <3 ahahaha still laughing! <3

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  113. These are poor...

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  114. haha...one from me..."sex come get me" lol

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  115. oh come on! this is a copy from a website...douche bags..

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  116. they r shit.... ive never ever received or sent any one of those msgs wen drunk... seriously get it rite at least

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  117. these r funny but so FUCKEN RETARDED u guys who do this Crap MOST PROBABLY HAV NO LIFE AT ALL hope u enjoyed my coment BITCHS

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  118. i like #1 and #4!!

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  119. i like number 4 the bestest :)

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  120. i liked the hedgehog one, it was cute!! <3

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  121. the bible one is off of textsfromlastnight.com...........

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  122. i like the number 2

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  123. number 1 n 2 r de best :) :)

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  124. sooooo, i smoke weed alot and i juss thought thuu one about thuu pinecone crossing thuu road was HILARIOUS xD

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  125. Number 9..."I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section"...was definitely the best one.!! Haha :D

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