10.) I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…
9.) I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
8.) I went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…
7.) I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
6.) Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
5.) I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
4.) so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
3.) Person A: he said he didn’t have a condom…; Person B: and you said?…; Person A: that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
2.) Person A: I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…and he didn’t stop me…; Person B: How was it?; Person A: Fantastic, but that’s not the point.
1.) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So what message the most love?
oh wow.
ReplyDeleteMy fave one is the "I had sex with my boyfriends twin last night..."
ReplyDeleteThat one was EPIC!
Ha,,
i would like to wake up with 1000 dollars more than i had :)
ReplyDelete3:26 pm on june 22, 2010 ! ur face is epic to but noone said anything bout that
ReplyDeletehaha like number one
ReplyDeletehe had a condom he magically forgot about lmfao!
ReplyDeletepenis hehe
ReplyDeleteLOL at the 3rd one.
ReplyDelete3 4 2 were my fav
ReplyDeleteMy favorite?
ReplyDelete9.) I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
lol a cop said that was the most epic party
ReplyDeleteHaha. I like the hedgehog one and the last one. :P
ReplyDeletebible one bc it waz funny =D
ReplyDeletelol at number 1
ReplyDeleteha the snow white one
ReplyDeletei dont get number 2?
ReplyDeleteNumber two is hilarious!
ReplyDeletei like number 1 fuckin epic :L
ReplyDeleteahahahahaha #4 has happened to me before....Except it was a stick..I thought it was a snake.
ReplyDeletewow.
ReplyDeletelmao the first one ;D
ReplyDeletethose are all from TFLN!! Cheaterssssss
ReplyDelete2! lmao!
ReplyDeleteI like number 3! hahaha works everytime ;)
ReplyDeletei love the last one
ReplyDeleteRipped from TLFN.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahha snow white and dibs! but these are all from tfln
ReplyDeleteha i love #4
ReplyDeletehahaha 3 :)
ReplyDeletei dont get #1.
ReplyDeleteI like #2 LMAO:)
ReplyDeletesecond : EPIC ! Priceless ahahaha
ReplyDeletehahaha imma do number 9
ReplyDeleteWhy are you stealing TFLN's texts, IF ANY OF YOU PEOPLE WANT TO READ LEGIT FUNNY TEXTS GO TO textsfromlastnight.com not this shut
ReplyDelete#3!!!!
ReplyDeletenumber one, lmfaooo ;-)
ReplyDeletelmfao i love these :') specially the police one xD
ReplyDeleteNumber 1 fucking epic FUCK DUDE!
ReplyDeleteAnd I would like to wake up with 1000 bucks more dude.LOL.
favourite? i has high and stopped to let a pine cone cross the road! HA!
ReplyDeletenumber 10) made me laugh
ReplyDeleteLMAO
The one about the cops crashing the party
ReplyDeleteLMAAAOO
hahahahaahha these are fucking great.
ReplyDeleteI like the Bible one lol.
ReplyDeletelol number 2 is epic!!! <3
ReplyDeleteBIBELZ IN FICTION! OWNED!
ReplyDelete#2 EPPIIICCC
ReplyDelete10 & 1 =)
ReplyDeleteif i woke up with 1000 dollars more than i had, id have 1001 dollars. p.s id like to see a high person stop for a pinecone
ReplyDeletethe bibel one is funny :)
ReplyDeleteLOL . Like it . Interesting .
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAH NUMBER 9 xD
ReplyDeleteThat pinecone one was fuckin hilarious lmaoo... n the snow white
ReplyDeleteha i love #1 its epic coz it happens to me before :| hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteThis shit is HILARIOUS
ReplyDeleteha i love #1 its epic coz it happens to me before :| hahahahaha
ReplyDelete^
Sure it did.
lol i'd do 9 completely sober
ReplyDeletei agree wit the anonymous tht posted 7th lmao
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love #2
ReplyDeletethis is stupid.
ReplyDeleteLoL...Lame as well
ReplyDeleteoh well at least i have a life
... well that f*cking sucked. -_-
ReplyDeleteand anyone who said "...was EPIC!" can SMD. Please don't comment, you arn't that bright.
Sex with my boyfriends twinnn
ReplyDeletethis is not good...I would think a drunken text message would be something like this 'hdy wits uppq llolm' hahaha now thats write
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS THE MOST EPIC PARTY I CRASHED
ReplyDeleteLOL
I HAD SEX WITH MY BOY FRIENDS TWIN LAST NIGHT
HOW WAS IT?
FANTASTIC, BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
LOL
I GOT KICKED OUT OF BARNES AND NOBLE CUZ I PUT ALL THE BIBLES IN THE FICTION SECTION
LOL AND TRUE TRUE TRUE
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed rofl =))
ReplyDeleteI remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ReplyDeleteXD
i say 5 dat waz sum real funni stuff
ReplyDeleteWelp... that was extremely gay... and that was 5 minutes of my life i shall never get back... yea thx for that
ReplyDeleteOMG I JUST LOVVEE THE ONE ABOUT THE PINECONE!!! AND I MOSTLY LOVEEE THE ONE ABOUT THE TWIN!!! LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO that made my day. :D
ReplyDeleteI like #4 the best! i do that all the time :)
ReplyDeleteLol it took you five minutes to read these... haha I am 15 and i read these in 60 seconds. My fav is wakin up with 4 women
ReplyDelete#9 isn't funny
ReplyDeleteThese are all from Textsfromlastnight!!!
ReplyDeleteI like the bible one..
ReplyDeleteThat one's hilarious..
TFLN duh.
ReplyDeletenumber 1 was the greatest ;D
ReplyDeleteWow these are epic...
ReplyDelete#2 could really happen for me as well....
I love number 1
ReplyDeleteHaha These Are All From TFLN !
ReplyDeleteLol At The Fourth One My Favouritee.:D
ReplyDeletehaha went home wit 2 chicks woke up wit 4 hell yeah
ReplyDeletelmao at #4 cuz i actually have a hedgehog named pinecone!!1!!!........
ReplyDelete....jk,not really,but i wish i did!XD:):P;P
haha #3 is awsome
ReplyDelete#4 lol
ReplyDeleteI SO HAVE LET A PINE CONE CROSS THE ROAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A HEDGEHOG, I WOULD STILL HAVE THOUGHT IT WAS ONE IF SOMEONE DIDN'T POINT IT OUT :)
ReplyDeleteno. 4 is EPIC!
ReplyDelete#9 haha i hope i still go to heaven....
ReplyDeletethe last one!
ReplyDeleteOMG! These aren't drunk texts! These are from a site called Texts From Last Night!
ReplyDeletenumber one is just a fail.
ReplyDeletedoes anyone know where i am is the best hahaha.
ReplyDeleteall from textsfromlastnight.com
ReplyDeleteoh wow....
ReplyDeletethats.... lol
the snow white one was great! lol
ReplyDeleteahahahahahahahah
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is....
ReplyDelete9.) I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
the first one is so epically awesome!!! reminds me of a frnd of mine hahaha.
ReplyDelete#7 = WIN!!!! hahaha
ReplyDeletethe third one was great
ReplyDelete4.) so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
ReplyDelete1.) This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
^^ total lolage ^^
number 7
ReplyDeletelast one is my fave ;D
ReplyDeleteAll of these are on textsfromlastnight.com
ReplyDeleteyeah... haha does someone know where i am?
ReplyDeleteThis is a joke.....right!!!!
ReplyDeletenumber 9 its funny as hell
ReplyDeleteThese are all from textsfromlastnight...
ReplyDeleteno4 was best mee thinks (:
ReplyDeletethe pine cone and the extra $1000 XD
ReplyDeleteboyfirends twin ws gass hahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteoh gosh number ( was hecka funny
ReplyDeletehahha 9 cracks me up i would probably do that if im drunk
ReplyDeleteloved them all!! so deppic!
ReplyDelete9!!!!!HAHAHA...lol
ReplyDeletethe pinecone crossing the street
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know where I am(:
ReplyDelete#8 when you wish upon a star.... bahahah!
ReplyDeletethe pinecone hahaha
ReplyDeleteLawlz. #4 actually made me lol.
ReplyDeletethese are all texts from a website
ReplyDeletelol at the pinecone
ReplyDeletelol the cop one
ReplyDeletewow, how not hilarious. at all.
ReplyDeletei like 10 9 5 4 2 and 1 those r just plain weird but so funny...
ReplyDeleteHA!!!!!!!!!!!! I like the one with the twin :) that was funny :)
ReplyDeleteomg!!!!! hahahaha my favorite ones are #9, 8, 4, 6, and 2!!!!!
ReplyDelete"I had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night. ." "How was it ?" "Fantastic, but that's not the point." Bhahaha. That's my favorite.
ReplyDeletethe snow white one is pretty hilarious!
ReplyDeleteso I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog: epic win! XD
ReplyDeletei love the pinecone one ferrr surreeee! <3 ahahaha still laughing! <3
ReplyDeleteThese are poor...
ReplyDeletehaha...one from me..."sex come get me" lol
ReplyDeleteoh come on! this is a copy from a website...douche bags..
ReplyDeletethey r shit.... ive never ever received or sent any one of those msgs wen drunk... seriously get it rite at least
ReplyDeleteLmao@9
ReplyDeletenº nine !
ReplyDelete4 2 1 LOL
ReplyDeletethese r funny but so FUCKEN RETARDED u guys who do this Crap MOST PROBABLY HAV NO LIFE AT ALL hope u enjoyed my coment BITCHS
ReplyDeletei like #1 and #4!!
ReplyDeletei like number 4 the bestest :)
ReplyDeletei liked the hedgehog one, it was cute!! <3
ReplyDeletethe bible one is off of textsfromlastnight.com...........
ReplyDeletei like the number 2
ReplyDeletenumber 1 n 2 r de best :) :)
ReplyDeletesooooo, i smoke weed alot and i juss thought thuu one about thuu pinecone crossing thuu road was HILARIOUS xD
ReplyDeletelove number 10 LOL
ReplyDeleteLAWL, 7th XD
ReplyDeleteNumber 9..."I got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section"...was definitely the best one.!! Haha :D
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