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1. If you tell the truth you won’t get in trouble.
2. You are the prettiest girl/most handsome boy in the world
3. The existence of Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy
4. Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation
5. Mommy and daddy are taking a “nap”
6. Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong
7. If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off
8. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way
9. The police arrest children who swear
10. The ice cream van only play music to let children know it has run out of ice cream
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ReplyDeletethe laast onee funnny trueee sOme ice reaam vaans are SHITE!!
ReplyDeleteFirst lol and its SO true!
ReplyDeleteFirst
ReplyDelete1st. :)
ReplyDeletefirst and GAY!
ReplyDeletehahahahhaha 10!!!! lol first
ReplyDeleteWhen my parents said they were taking a nap they were actually taking a nap. from: Kelli
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO at number 7!
ReplyDeleteThats bullshit my bastard parents said santa was real
ReplyDelete5 and 7 is fukin FUNNY
ReplyDeletethats nuffin my parents tried tellin my brother that daddy planted a seed wen describin how he was made
ReplyDeleteactually they forgot an important one
ReplyDeleteBabies come from the stork
lol i laughed at all these it is so true..lol but 8 i actually believed until i just read this...im so stupid :D
ReplyDeletelol:6 different people said 1st roflmao at number 5
ReplyDeletelol these r so true
ReplyDeleteno 7 was funny
ReplyDelete19...YAY (.Y.)
ReplyDeletei never herd the " If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off " b4.
ReplyDeleteWhen i was little, my parents always use to tell me "Ok sweetie, tell me the truth. If you don't i'll go check the hidden camera's for proove!" And ever since she told me that i told the truthh. but no now. lmao(=
ReplyDeleteLOL #7!!!! XD
ReplyDelete1 is bullcrap my parents told me that but yet i got in less trouble when i hid somethin and they found out then if i told the truth
ReplyDeletewell 4. did actually happen to me. i did not get a birfday party fer somethin i did
ReplyDelete10 is my favorite! hah
ReplyDeleteI've never heard number seven nine or ten O:
ReplyDeletebut i should start telling my brother number seven... you can always catch him with his hands down his pants
I've heard all of them except the last
ReplyDelete1,3,4,6,8 ive heard from my parents
ReplyDeletenap lol
ReplyDelete1,2,3,4,6,7,8 ive heard from my parents. We don't have ice cream trucks where I live >.>
ReplyDeleteMy mommy && daddy always tell me their taking naps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( ew
ReplyDeleteI think they forgot one."you can be president one day".
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOL @ 7!!! HAHAHA! "7. "If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off"
ReplyDeleteROFL IMAO
lol, some of those are not lies ffs.
ReplyDelete1 2 3 6 8 ive heard from my parents
ReplyDeletehahaha, wow.
ReplyDeleteHere's one ; I brought you in this world and I can take you out.
ReplyDeleteTechnically they cant unless they wanna go to prison. (:
what about the infamous, "Daddy has hidden camera's in his room the size of a ant."
ReplyDeletehaha woww ive heard all of these at one point in time but they forgot one the one that says babies come from a stork
ReplyDeletewoooow! "NAP" uh huh...suree
ReplyDeletemah mum used always temme da 8th one mahn..lolzzz 7 is reall funny
ReplyDeleteThey have told me seven of them :L
ReplyDelete1 2 3 4 10 the most.. and 8 :L
1-6 and 10
ReplyDeletesfsskssssssssssssssss
ReplyDeletei never belived in any of the lies my parents told me, i always found ways to get my own way :D
ReplyDeletethese are so true well some of them\
ReplyDeletenumber 7 is partly true, for boys.
ReplyDelete1,2,3,4,6,8 i heard these..xD
ReplyDeleteits true its really true!!!!!
ReplyDeletei never got the icecream van on my road and my parents never told me about santa my teacher did
ReplyDeletenumber 10 ftw!
ReplyDeletePARENTS FTW!!
ReplyDeleteI've heard 1,3,4,6 and 8
ReplyDeleteSo very true o-o
ReplyDeletefirst is so true
ReplyDelete8 is freakin awesome but my parents never told me that
ReplyDeletecan any of the morons who said (first) count? one said first and it was 7th! and it depends who the parents are
ReplyDeletecant forget, I'm not sleeping im resting my eyes
ReplyDelete5! is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHAHAA!!@ #10 <3 IT!!
ReplyDeletein my family Number 4 is true
ReplyDeletelmao ya my parents are taking a "nap" they snore so loud that someone screams :O sleep talking or is it! dun dun dun ddduduuuuunnnn
ReplyDeleteYou Forgot One More.
ReplyDelete"Parents Don't Pick Favorites."
Epic Lie.
- Sarah Frazier:)
The vegatable one isnt a lie....
ReplyDeleteYou would have to have some bad parents.,..
ReplyDeletei' ve never heard the privates one, of course, im not a boy, but ive heard storks bringing babies before!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when the stork goes extinct? then what will parents tell their children
ReplyDeletePolice don't arrest them, dragonflies sew up your mouth
ReplyDelete#7 n #10 LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletemy mum told me ALL of those, except the private part 1... wts is up with that?
ReplyDeletedoes wts mean what the smurf?
ReplyDeleteyes, yes it does.
ReplyDeleteYeah, for me, i've had 2, 4, 6 and 8.
ReplyDeletehaha! i know my parents have told me those things before!
ReplyDeleteiv heard all of those except for 9 and 10
ReplyDeletethe only one ive ever heard in 7 and i hear that every day from my mum when she catchs me ....um ....ya kno
ReplyDeleteTHE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL?
ReplyDeletethe last is the best
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