5 CRAZY things that ALL GIRLS do on Facebook

-----1. Women manipulate through Facebook photos


The photos a woman posts on her profile can be innocent — or they can be totally manipulative. Another crazy thing women do on Facebook is to put up embarrassing or compromising photos of people that have gotten on her bad side. When a guy breaks up with a girl and the next day photos of him in one of her dresses hit her profile, it’s not only vindictive, but also pretty immature.



A woman might also use her Facebook photo albums to present an image of herself that doesn’t exactly match up to reality. In her photos she might appear more sexy, more adventurous and altogether more exciting than she is in real life.



2. Women post passive-aggressive Facebook status updates

The Facebook status update can share big news with your friends or the mundane activities of your day, but for some women they can also serve an emotionally manipulative purpose. Whether it’s because she hates confrontation or she just wants the world to know what a jerk her boyfriend is, some women use their status updates to air complaints about their relationship instead of sitting down and talking it out directly. For example: “Valerie visited the jewelery store and is tired of waiting!!!!” could be a not-so-subtle clue that she doesn’t want to wait for that engagement ring much longer. Post-breakup, a woman might post status updates that hint at a crazy social life: “Melanie is exhausted from a crazy night!” or “Jessica is having a great day,” are both the types of messages that say a lot more when they come right after a big breakup.



3. Women set up fake profiles to follow exes on Facebook

This one may seem a bit extreme, but it is certainly not unheard-of for a woman to set up a fake Facebook persona in order to creep on her ex’s profile. At the very least, she might get a mutual friend to allow her a little access to an ex’s Facebook page. Whether you broke up badly or it was mostly mutual, if you don’t keep in touch, she probably wants to know what you’re up to. Instead of calling or e-mailing you, it’s easier and less embarrassing to scope out your profile while you are blissfully unaware that she is checking up on you. If you want to prevent this from happening, don’t add any strangers to your friends list. If you have a friend you know is still in touch with her, keep your interactions limited.



4. Women post ambiguous relationship photos

It’s not uncommon to see pictures of women with their arms around their friends, kissing them on the cheek, whether their friends are men or women. For some, these may be innocuous expressions of affection for their good friends, but for others they could be an attempt to elicit an envious response from their partners. These ambiguous photos with other guys could also cause other people to question the strength of her relationship with her boyfriend.



If it’s a single girl posting pics of her getting close to guys without making it clear whether or not they are dating, it can throw people off when they are thinking about making a move, causing them to be unsure of whether or not she’s already taken.



5.They post a fake relationship status

Some unattached women choose “in a relationship” for their profile just so people won’t start matchmaking or single-girl-pitying. A single woman of a certain age is a prime target for people who think everyone should be paired off in “happily ever after” relationships. Some single women even arrange with one of their close girlfriends to be each other’s “in a relationship with” person to avoid this kind of condescending sympathy. They’d rather raise questions about their sexual orientation than leave the space blank.

194 comments:

  1. not only is this completely untrue for most of us, it is also incredibly sexist. Whoever posted this is a total misogynist and probably just got dumped. You'll die alone.

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  2. this is retarted. who does that?

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  3. Umm i dont do number 3 or 5. so who ever made this is stupid because not every girl does any of this.

    stupid.... -_-

    and i agree with the first post. that is sexist

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  4. Not all women do this.

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  5. haha its true! third!

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  6. i dont do any of this, its totally sexist and untrue. stupid person who posted this. no wonder ur girl dumped you...

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  7. i dont know what you all are talking about. i think all of em are pretty true... except 3

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  8. Um yea most of us don't do that. I don't think anyone really does, well as far as I've noticed.

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  9. Really...?

    This is pathetic.

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  10. what?! most girls don't do this crap and i don't even know anyone that would! >:(

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  11. This Is REally Sexist!

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  12. Sad thing is most of it is true....

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  13. wth man.dont stereotype women. Sexist bastard

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  14. tht is soooooooooo sexist!! :O and also insulting, not all women do tht and is rude to think so :( x very retarded

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  15. this stuff is all true. women totally do all these things.

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  16. this is completely untrue not all of us do this

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  17. everybody chill, plenty of sexist things go against men on facebook as well. dosen't matter. its one persons opinion compared to all of yours
    on top it nobody believes this shit so take it easy.

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  18. its auviouse a boy who is sexist case i do not do any of these its just stupid

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  19. This is really wrong! I disagree completly!! >:(

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  20. ok, not everyone does this... some people do, but most dont... so whoever says this is true... you are sooooo far from the truth!

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  21. I agree with the first post

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  22. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. This was either created by a dumb man or a crazy woman because last time I checked, most women DO NOT do any of those things. By the way posting pics of yourself having fun with your girlfriends and guy friends is not in any way "ambiguous"..it doesn't mean ANYTHING except that she likes to have FUN.

    Why are the men on here saying, "that's so true"? How can you prove any of these things?

    The person who created this is extremely sexist and fucked up.

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  23. stfu girls, so tru! =]

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  24. This is incredibly sexiest. And also, just because all or most girls YOU know may do these things, doesn't mean EVERY girl on Facebook does. I'm proud to say I'm a girl and have not done any of the "CRAZY things that ALL GIRLS do on Facebook" I think you made a few of these up, as well as misinterpreted others. Please stop sterotyping women

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  25. i dont know any girls who do this and im guessing that ur the ex that got his picture in a dress put up!!

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  26. girls are just plain stupid and gay and im a girl and fucking horny ohhh just suck my pussy

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  27. This is a general statement. And this is not true.

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  28. i think that not every girl does all of this but i see alot of what theyre talkin about

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  29. I had a friend who did number 3. Everyone who found out about it thought it was really weird. Probably the weirdest part was that she actually sent me a text saying she created the person to "snoop on" her ex.

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  30. this is somewhat true for some people but I haven't done any of that stuff

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  31. THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE. AHAHAHHAHA. WHO EVER POSTED THIS IS A GENIOUS. LMAO

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  32. nobody does this....LAME.

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  33. Da Froggylicous Chick ;)July 14, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    Guys and girls do this! this is horrible to say! Eveyone does! and the guy who mosted this, prepare to saty single for ur WHOLE misrable life

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  34. Stupidest FUCK i have ever heard. im a guy but i know a girl doesnt do this. most guys like being friends with their ex.

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  35. not all girls do this. this is kinda sad. i bet a guy made this.

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  36. Fail. Seriously wtf. 5: and sometimes its just for fun, because some of my friends that HAVE boyfriends still have that stuff up with their friends., Its a JOKE.

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  37. These are not true! I have a good feeling a boy put these up becuase he dosn't have a girlfriend and after this hes probably not going to get one any time soon..........for you boys who read this and think its true you people are sad and don't expect to be in a long turn relationship any time soon

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  38. Bahahahahahaha.
    Girls are actually wasting their time to complain about something that isn't gonna change...Not exactly the smartest thing. It may or may not be true but i find quite amusing XD

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  39. okay...whatever idiot who wrote this is obviously a guy who a) just lost his gf and wants to be a total tard or b) some lonely guy who never had a gf in his life and lives in his mom's basement. This is total crap nd he OBVIOUSLY dosent understand girls. Jeez ima girl and I dont do ANY OF THT CRAP!!! JUST SHUTUP ALLREADY!!!

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  40. It's not sexist, it's just accusations...GET OVER IT!!! and stop complaining.

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  41. AMUSING?!?! (to the one above me)

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  42. Whaaat Thaa Faaack! :-? We don't do that! :P

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  43. Fuck the person who posted before me this is shittt some women do this.. very few that have acctual problems and its ur fault 4 going out with them in the first place bc this is all bull shit ive never done any of this and noone i kno no one who does or ever would :)

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  44. umm... i'm a girl, and i'm "married" to one of my friends who is also a girl, but its becuz its a joke, and many of my other friends did the same. i have 2 "wives" and i'm "engaged" to someone else, i also have a "husband" and an "ex-husband" ur just a jerk who is trying to get back at some girl cuz she did all of these things.

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  45. wow. probably on 5% of woman that have a facebook do this and for someone to write is sexist and just becuase ou have a bad experiance with girls gives you no right to judge.

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  46. Very few woman do this, especially not three or five. And I don't do any. Whoever wrote this was stereotyping, and obviusly a guy.

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  47. More like one girl did this, to you. This is really pathetic and shows how much you know about women. If you have a problem with someone you shouldn't say this shite about this and say all women do. But I personally think that lads to this more than women.

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  48. Seriously???? Wow, not all girls do this? that is sexist...

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  49. DO YOU THINK GUYS DON'T DO THIS TOO?!

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  50. This is so sexist! >:( guys do worst stuff and most of us women dont do that!!

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  51. SEXXiEST !
    I've never done any of those things, that's so stupid. Probably some guy got on here & thought that it'd be fun to piss women off. TYPICAL.

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  52. this is the stupid && moost sexist thing ever. ever thi9nk about what guys do on fb ? join groups about meghan fox. & then take pictures of the,selves with their shirts off & try to talk to any single girl that is decent loooking. a guy definitly wrote this & needs to think a little about what he does & how sterotypical this is. so fucckk off assshole ;)

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  53. Quit fucking raving about how sexist it is for gods sake, shut up. You might be doing it an not even noticing it so fuck off.

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  54. I have never done any of this.

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  55. I don't think this is to true, honestly...

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  56. A: not all women are vindictive, B: so what if someone's single? C: Not many girls show photos that could lose them their job. D: if a woman says she's "having a great day" after a breakup, maybe she's glad to be rid of an ex. E: only creepy stalkers and pedifiles create fake accounts......Big Picture: UNTRUE!

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  57. wow you people are stupid. this isnt sexiest. i have never done any of this either, but its just a stereo-type to women. this guy thinks all women do it, because apparently every girl he knows is dumb and does this. he needs to meet real people. but i dont think its sexiest. just an dumb stereotype thats in his head

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  58. ya i agree with that person ^^^ its not sexiest. just because its a stereotype doesnt mean its sexiest. stereotypes usually happen for a reason, most girls apparently do this that are around him.

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  59. thats all true wow good thinking

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  60. mostly only stalkers do this shit i mean i dont im not freaking pathetic

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  61. this is sexist and completely false

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  62. Caaaaaaause YOU FUCKING CHICKS SUCK ONLY GOOD FOR F*CKING CLEANING AND COOOOKING BICTHES, AND IT IS TRUE !!

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  63. For the person who wrotes the 1st coment: This is sexit, I know. But it's also true, You can see lots of cases like this ones in girls, expecial when they are stupids and young, and want to leave a mark on guys.

    I'm a girl, i've already did the number 3, and I don't have affraid to say that .
    But it's completly untru the number 4.
    I really don't get what it's the point of girls that already did things like this, and say that they will never do that !

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  64. i have never done any of these.some of my friends do number 5, but its as a joke, i know that theyve dated and all my girl friends are comfortable with being single. this is ridiculous. absoloutely retarded and fake

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  65. um well im not gonna lie, i do know alot of girls do this but yeah its not all of them... & i agree with whoever said its a stereotype

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  66. Who was the Anonymous JACKASS who wrote chicks are only for cooking ans cleaning...I hope that your Mamma leaves ur ass to rot cuz women do a whole hell of a lot more than that......Just cuz ur girl was only good for that....doesnt mean that thats what all girls are good for...It is pretty sexist, and it is pretty false. I've never done any of this, I've seen GUYS that did this. Its a little funny though so chillax man

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  67. wow...i agree with the one above me...dude if it werent for women u wouldnt even be here today...that is so sexist to say...a woman can do everything a man can do...someone RELE needs to slap him...fukin coward couldnt even post that with his name on it...

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  68. i admit i have and still do 1 & 2. but 3,4, & 5 are overrated D: thats just stupid.

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  69. the person who created this is a worthless piece of junk..no one does this..this person should be ashamed of what they have said about us women.. if u agree say I!

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  70. i read the first 1 and stopped lol i read comments instead cause i don't like reading now i don't wanna read it all

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  71. haha im a female and sry to say it but alot of chicks do do this, but on the other side so do guys. not everything but somethings like saying its been a crazy day or putting false relationship status's in. Girls and Guys both do it and its just funny

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  72. Five things all women do on facebook?
    Really?
    What were you on when you wrote this?
    Cause I cant name a single girl that I know who does any of this shit.
    True, I could see some females doing this stuff, but I can also see some males doing it too darlingg;)
    Actually, males do a lot of this stuff more than females.
    Guys usually flex in photos, do they not?
    well they sure don't have those huge looking muscles unless they're flexing in real life.
    Aka; Manipulating photos.
    And I can think of an example of things guys do for each and every thing you wrote.
    Think before you type next time hun.
    Cause being an idiotic asshole will get you no where in life.
    Sexism is pointless.
    Have a nice day.

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  73. Lol defs true. Stop complaining women.
    It's not sexist.

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  74. I do number 3!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  75. this is a load of shit...& no its not sexist its just some dickheads opinion that he has based on the girls he knows not on all girls...

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  76. thats sooo not true. sexist freakkks

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  77. actually some of these are true, my ex doesnt know i know she has a fake facebook. her brother told me she still loves me and is watching me to see if im suffering and im not gonna lie, its sweet and kinda creepy

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  78. This is fairly untrue. Some of the things you've put up girls do but not in a spiteful or vindictive manner, they just do it cause they want to!
    It is sexist, there is no mention of what guys do - ever... it's incredibly offensive and entirely factless!

    It's an unfair and dismissive portrayal of any woman and I don't believe their feelings have been considered in this post. Because if they were you'd have mentioned the only time girls get spiteful vindictive or manipulative is when they're hurt!

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  79. this is stupid what idiot wrote this

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  80. girls are dumb :)

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  81. i agree with number 1 and 2 and number 5 sometimes, a lot of my fb friends go 'married to ______' and blank is like her best friend or something. number 3 u cant prove.
    ...and tbh girls if you think about it this isnt sexist at all. its just an observations. saying that 'all' of them is a hyperbole as its impossible for 100% of girls to have anything in common other then being a person and having a vagina.

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  82. wow, not EVERY girl does all 5 things, your a sexist jerk. This was harsh too woman. You should be ashamd.

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  83. Wow, this dude is pretty offensive.

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  84. charlotte jane waltonJuly 15, 2010 at 1:29 AM

    gawd , all the women would complain ... get over it , if you don't like it , don't join it ..... there are obviously a few things on here that one or all of you have done .... or it wouldn't bother you..... simple really

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  85. funny how all of them involve relationships, theres other things ppl do on fb

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  86. that is sooo not true!!

    retard o.O

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  87. I reckon to a certain extent these things are true... but I doubt every woman would do that on Facebook. I think it would be the ones who are having relationship troubles or got dumped and are pissed off about it. But that's my opinion

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  88. dude so not true

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  89. First of all, its not sexist, although many of the comments posted on here (OBVIOUSLY by guys) ARE sexist, i am sad to say *cough* *cooking and cleaning* *coughcough* and while it is fair to say that SOME girls do this, some GUYS do too, but most of the population (guy AND girl) are not that insane and don't do any or most of those for the reasons listed. Either he has no life and wanted to piss people off, or he just got burned, it was a stupid page to make and i agree, he will be single for the rest of his life

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  90. YOUR'E all IDIOTS!!!, how is this offensive, it says some girl do that , not every one, what's the big deal, it was just created for amusement anyway,its not sexist or offensive, idiots.

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  91. LOOL SO DAMN TRUE GIRLS DO THEM ALL, PATHETIC BITCHES

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  92. How utterly sexist :( not all women are manipulative and not everything we do is for men ya know.

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  93. Yeah, stop stressin cause your ex put photos of you in her clothes up:). And no, i dont know anyone whose done any of these. and have never done any of them myself:\..

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  94. NOT ALL WOMEN DO THAT!!! i'm sure those things are done but not by ALL WOMEN 1, 2, 3 arequite common but 4 and 5 are certialy a rare thing for a women to do

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  95. WOW. This might be true for SOME people, but not ALL! Damn.! Who eva made this has no respect for women.!!!!!>:(

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  96. Agreed with the with the first post.\

    Majorly sexist.

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  97. Well some girls do make fake profiles to stalk their exes but that would be like, what? 5%? You're probably just a lonely prick who just got dumped by his gf or is just lonely and will be forever, really. And if they do,do this it wouldnt be any of your bussiness. So quit stalking the girls you know cause you wouldnt know this if you wouldnt have seen your friends profile, but clearly it would only be some girls, not all of them. So get a fucking life and a new gf or just go hire a prostitute.

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  98. "LOOL SO DAMN TRUE GIRLS DO THEM ALL, PATHETIC BITCHES"
    Your an asshole who needs to get a life, and you are a sexist bastard. I do not know any girl who does this FOR THE REASONS LISTED. You need to get off your high horse fu**face, because with that attitude, all your gonna get from woman is rejected, a slap in the face; and in some cases crying on the ground unable to ever have kids again
    AND I

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  99. HAHA ALL THE GIRLS "IT'S SEXIST BLADY BLADY BAH"
    HAHA

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  100. I'm a girl. and i totally agreee. i don't do some of these things. but lots of my fb friends that are girls do these. whoever did this is right on.

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  101. lame.... and pathetic. person who made this is a stupid b****

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  102. not all women do these these things if you think these are true then you're either a) plain stupid or b) pick some crazy wacko girls to hang out with sorry to tell you but most of those are stupid & i doubt any woman would lower herself to do these

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  103. WTF?!?!
    NOT ALL GIRLS DO THIS!!!!!!!
    This is really mean saying that ALL GIRLS do this!!! Some girls are mature and don't do these things!!!!!

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  104. totally unture and pointless and tbh this is very sexist i dont do any of that

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  105. If there are ANY guys that know this is horse shit, bless you.


    Whoever created this, good luck trying to get laid anytime soon.

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  106. TOTALLY TRUE! I mean, which dumb girl will appear here and confess that women do all of those? :)

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  107. i agree with this 100%...its so true!!!!!

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  108. i dont know any one who creates fake accounts to follow ex's... thats kindda sad and depresing :S

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  109. Actually some of these are true...i see it all the time..

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  110. not only is this the most untrue page, it is sexist, and it pathetic. not every girl does that, infact, i personally don't do any of those, why? because that sort of stuff is for girls who are stuck up and immature. anyone who does this sort of stuff needs to learn to grow up, build a bridge and get over things, and as for the smart ass who made this sexist page, get f*cked!

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  111. I am a girl, and I agree with pretty much all of these statements. Not all girls do them though. And other girls, shut the fuck up. You saying the person who posted this is "sexist" and "probably just got dumped" or is "single" is not making you any better than the person who posted it. Grow the fuck up, and learn to take a fucking joke. You aren't making yourself seem better, or cooler. In my opinion, you are just mad because people know what the fuck you are doing that you thought people wouldn't catch.

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  112. not every girl does these thingz!!!
    i mean some really desperate girls might but not all!!!!

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  113. i have seen girls do this so it is not untrue and its not sexist becuz we didnt get caught and girls did

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  114. not ALL women do ALL these things.. u may say that this is the writer's opinion on women (whatever) but the title "5 crazy things that all women do" totally has it wrong!

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  115. TO EMILY; stupid bitches like you

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  116. this is so sexist. i dont do any of these things. i never update my status. i only have ONE facebook account. i dont put up many photos. i have a boyfreind so i dont go close to other guys like that. and also the person who made this page is just a lonely PRICK who never does anything of his own during the day who just got dumped by his GF. well whateva its just WRONG!

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  117. this is just psyco-chick girls, most real women don't have time for this crap!!!

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  118. hmm....i see quite a list here..."5 crazy things that all girls do on facebook"
    obviously you are a guy, a sexist and ofcourse have made all the girls who read it furious.
    so are you sure that all girls do it? what proof do you have for that? sure there may be some who do it, but not all. i am a girl and i don't all that because unlike you who even bothered to make up such a list, i have better things to do. and just for the record, there are also some guys who do the stuff you mentioned in your list.
    also, i guess this list(#3)has been made out of personal experience?

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  119. usually guys love to do such ridiculous things..!! not galz!

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  120. For those of you who say this is sexist and you NEVER do any of the things above:

    You lie.

    This post is completely accurate. It states that although most DO these things, some do not. I personally do few of them, if any. However, I have friends and peers whom I have SEEN do this. I'm not talking about a few friends, I mean most of them. Especially #3. So before you go getting insulted, remember, you may be one of the special few who don't do these things, or you're too arrogant to realize you do.

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  121. For those of you who say it is sexist, you might want to check on your grammar and punctuation before commenting, it makes you look stupid. Perhaps that is why you hide behind the anonymity?

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  122. I dont do any of those ! O:

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  123. hey people this is just some stupid ass dip-fuck who doesnt have a life and is bitching to other people becuz his girl broke up with him becuz he was being a douche. yeah it is VERY sexist and i can name at least 5 girls that dont do this kinda shit. and to the crying little shit that posted this, i agree, u are a sexist bastard that will die alone. quit crying u little piece of shit and get over your break up. and btw im a guy and i think that this is really, really stupid

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  124. Hey, I'm sorry if you got offended by any of those ladies, but.... What the hell are you doing on a computer in the first place? Get off and get back in the kitchen, damnit!

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  125. this is sexist and i dont do any of this shit whoever made this is stupid like come on get a fucking life and grow up

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  126. This is sexist and un- true

    I can't believed i like this bloody page !!!!
    retards !

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  127. NOOOOT TRUE!
    this is stupid.....

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  128. well just get over complaining how sexist this guy is isnt gunna get you anywhere so just SHUT UP!

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  129. it my be sexist, but mainly true ... yeah i don't make a fake fb to stalk exes... but most of us do the rest... i'm sure if you looked you'll find a male version of this... don't be so sad and slag it off coz you know its true!

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  130. women seriously your just as sexist, just as sex drivin, sick minded etc as guys are, get off your high horses.

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  131. 1. the group name should have been 5 crazy things PEOPLE do on facebook because i know guys who do this...and do more.
    2. having hugging/ smooching pictures with people of the opposite gender is fine and girls are DEFINITELY not the only gender that does it.
    3. this is sexist. like many people said before.

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  132. this is ridiculous, i agree - it is sexist, i don't know of anyone that does that, i am leaving this group because this is completely false and outrageous!!!

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  133. Its not true for all girls!

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  134. TOTALLY TRUE! and im a girl! but i don do that. its so stupid when people put those stupid so called 'sexy photos' as theirprofile pic and they put as their status 'i hate my life no one loves me everyone hates me'. hats cause your so FULL OF YOURSLEF

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  135. First of I do agree that this is a bit sexist, but I think the biggest problem here is over-analysis. The whole "Jessica is having a great day" thing is so stupid. Maybe the girl's just having a great day, why do we need to analyze it? Just let her have her great day and move on with your life.

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  136. haha, it made me laugh :) yeh im a chic and half of my friends DO this kind of stuff, not because there chics though cause the guys do it too. i gotta stop making friends at the mental house :) jkjk

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  137. OMG this is sooooo true!!!! lol

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  138. Not only is it very rude to be judged but to be judged because of your gender whoever made this apperently needs to rethink a couple things, because although some girls may do that kind of stuff a lot of girls don't so if you do not personally know every single girl in this world don't make stupid comments because guys also do some of this stuff and their are some really nice girls out there.

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  139. Lol, I honestly find this kind of amusing, but the number of women that actually do this really is low. I've never done any of this. But that's just my opinion :P

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  140. i havent done any of that!

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  141. stupid page-
    nearly no girls do that
    only the mentally unstable ones
    you probably have just got dumped cos
    your sad enough to think your ex is still
    pining after you. Saddo. Sexist. :( :( :( :(

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  142. I agree with the first person.

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  143. this tottally aint tru i neva do any off these its just pathetic nd sexist!

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  144. 1. Nope, never. No matter how much I hate someone, nah. If I hate 'em, why would I have a picture of them?

    & I actually hate camwhores.. I also appear the same on the photos I put up; fat & ugly. I have a life, not just hours spent on photoshopping.

    2. I'm not even in a relationship :] Who needs a guy? Unless I wanna break my heart again.

    3. I don't have an ex, either ;) I do have accounts, but I use it to play games & help my main account. LOL.

    4. ._. Nope for me.

    5. Never did. o-o;; Relationships are only things to see who can last longer without arguing

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  145. I have to say from my personal experiences as a male that i do, in fact, love oranges.

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  146. NO ONE does that.

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  147. this is soo true im a girl and im not at all embarrased that i do this it is hilarious and witty conratulations to u.

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  148. im agreeing with erbody else! you sexist fuhk!

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  149. i am completely offended...this is so nit true...maybe for some girls that are attention whore but not for most of us

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  150. This is untrue and sexist and the page should either be deleted or renamed as
    'what stupid crazed bitches do on facebook.' :)
    and NO ONE does that.

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  151. Are any of you that are moaning about it actually smart enough to realise that they wanted a reaction and you are giving it to them? personally i know people on my friends list who do this cr*p... so its not as if it doesnt happen.

    Build a bridge and get over it.

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  152. Girls do not do this stuff, this was most likely posted by some guy who had a clingy girlfriend. Thanks for making us ALL look insane. This is VERY sexist.

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  153. TOTALLY untrue. I dont do any of these things, this is so stupid. Fucking Sexists.

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  154. Five things all women do on facebook?
    Really?
    What were you on when you wrote this?
    Cause I cant name a single girl that I know who does any of this shit.
    True, I could see some females doing this stuff, but I can also see some males doing it too darlingg;)
    Actually, males do a lot of this stuff more than females.
    Guys usually flex in photos, do they not?
    well they sure don't have those huge looking muscles unless they're flexing in real life.
    Aka; Manipulating photos.
    And I can think of an example of things guys do for each and every thing you wrote.
    Think before you type next time hun.
    Cause being an idiotic asshole will get you no where in life.
    Sexism is pointless.
    Have a nice day.

    ^^ to whoever wrote this. GET OVER YOURSELF... Sorry had to be said :)

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  155. and that is why the author probably has no other half.

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  156. GIRLS... you're living in denial, you guys know you do this stuff. Ahahaha :) This is actually reading all these comments :)

    P.S i am a girl and I'm not too bothered :)

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  157. This is ridiculous, maybe there's some girls that do that, but i sure as hell know that I do not do any one of those things. Very sexist.

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  158. first of all girls chill out this not meant to be sexist in anyway its funny because we guys all seem to know a girl who does all of those things and its just a little bit weird but i mean seriously it all just fits the vengeful stalking ex gilrfrind type and who doesnt have one of those?? but guys you can seriously shut the fuck up about all the sexist shit no one wants to hear you trollin mother fuckers go off about bull shit sexist commentsso just shut the fuckup

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  159. I don't agree with everyone else. The article in itself is not sexist. In fact, the only sexist thing I've seen on this page are the comments by men going "OMG SOOOO TRUEEE COOKING AND CLEANING BLAH BLAH BLAH". While it is true the things listed here are all things that most self respecting women would not do, this person has obviously had a bad experience with one or more women and is using this as a way to gain attention.

    Also, guys, don't use other girl's posts to try to get back at them. After posting their comment they will never come to this page again, and all it will prove is that you weren't intelligent enough to make that connection yourself.

    Everyone else, grow up, and think before you comment. Please.

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  160. Okay really?? I understand that some girls do this but not all of them.. well not most of them! So right now everyone can tell that you just got dumped by your girlfriend, your a sexist jerk... and well.. you dont deserve a girlfriend... just saying because just for you to assume this about ALL women, is.. well stupid...

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  161. that is so sexist what the hell? i do not know any women who do these things ever so what if you post picks of you and your friends? whatever so untrue and rude to even post that

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  162. Who ever the fuck wrote this is fucked up in the head I know some gilrs do that but not all like wtf!

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  163. there's no point of denying it, the first stage to solving a problem is confessing your sins, we all really know you do atleast one of these things, especially you

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  164. I have not done any of that whoever wrote this is wrong because you probably have no GF and wont anytime soon so u just need to not bother people please and Thank You!!!!!!!!! :) And BTW.....stop posting bad words that are mean to other people they might be offensive you know?So....Just dont do anything bad that you think is true and is bad i dont care if your a grown-Up you still Don't need to be saying bad words please!!!!Because those are VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY Bad words the person tat Comminted Before me now stop with the bad words!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!Thank you for Reading this I Hop That It Teaches You A Lesson!!!!!!!

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  165. im just gonna point this out here, why are you being so defenseive? it sounds more like youre trying to prove it to youurself than the person that made this.

    -confucious

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  166. this is so not true!!!!!!!

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  167. seriously???? evryone just calm down...it was prolly a joke or a way to blow off steam, im sure you have all done something like that.

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  168. What? dude, you need to find some better girls. women are not that bad at all! maybe since girls do that to YOU that it must happen to everyone.........loser.

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  169. untrue...... i've never done any of the things listed.....

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  170. seriously, calm down, jesus christ. It's clear that this has happened before, Granted it may not be ALL women, but please some must be true. Finally, if you wish to put your point across, don't say it like a 3 year old, use real words rather than single letters, it provides a much more valid arguement

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  171. i can honestley say iv never done any of that in my entire life. wat idiots. y do u automaticaly think that girls are crzy and obsesed

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  172. This is so sexist! Not all women do this!

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  173. this is so fucking sexist its ridiculous. GET THE FUCK OVER IT if we post that we're in a relationship with our friends or if we post picutres with other guys. BIG FUCKING DEAL

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  174. Seriously?! I don't do ANY of this! WTH? That is really sexist!

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  175. i thought this was funny till i read 3 and 5. i get it if you put "some girls" not "all girls". i would never do that nor hang out with people like that. number one? yeah the idea of that is immature, good thing women dont do that. this is the reason people say women mature faster. we dont manipulate facebook. you are retarded and the girl who posted that said he was stereotyping us is exactly right. dont lump us together. jesus.

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  176. Wtf is this? none of us do this. this is just some sexist sob trying to get people to like ur page. get a life creep.

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  177. This is completely sexist and most girls i know don't do this. Not all women do this and guys do it too. possibly more than most girls.

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  178. Well that is just bull. I had a huge thing typed up then the page refreshed or something and lose it all. To summerise.

    You girls are taking the the complete wrong way. Not to mention you are just contradicting yourselves every 5 post's. Some girls are posting, "I do 1 2 4 but 3 5 are REDICULAS" Then another goes and says I do 2 3 5 but 1 and 4 are STUPID only dumb bitches would do that."

    The point is you are thinking so single mindedly. Just because YOU act in one way, does NOT mean all girls use the same thinking process that you do.

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  179. Also I believe the author of this took things in the extream, But in todays media, when is something NOT in the extream? Sure not every girl does ANY of these, but there is a bunch of women who have done at least ONE of these. Be it consciously or subconsciously. Humans as a whole(Women AND Men) do a whole bunch of subconscious things that they don't even realise! Some things are habits others are just random little things they don't notice. In poker they are called 'tells' I do believe.

    Girls, Would it be so hard to think of things in a broader picture? Why all the hate because of what one guy said. Sure politicaly correct was '5 things SOME girls do' but in today's society, who would join that, compared to '5 CRAZY things ALL girls do'. It's pure media strategy.

    Personaly I pride myself in being a profiler. As an example a while back, my guy friend came up to me and asked for my oppinion on this girl. He told me everything that happend for 1 week(like stuff they talked about, jokes, that kind of thing), and I told him EXACTLY what would happen the next day, I NEVER FALTERED. It actually creeped my friend out(and me a bit).

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  180. Most of these things I believe are for girls under the age of 20. As when you are older, you realise pictures you post can actually affect your real life, for example you could lose a job even. Many girls under the age of 20 will post pictures of party's where they all got drunk and smoked some pot. While sure they believed that was the best night of there life and they had so much fun(from what they CAN remember) if someone working as.... A Judge or a Cop posted that.... Lmao.(this is in extreams of course). But you can see how you wouldn't want to jeapordise your job, even if one night you let go of your worries and just had some 'fun'.

    Point of the last paragraph, as I got side tracked, is most of these things I see hapening with younger aged females, while the older ones sit here crying sexism and do not think on a broad scale.

    And I wouldn't be surprised if even up to 50% of girls under the age of 20 have done at least ONE of these things. But il go with your hypothesis, let's say only 5% of girls do. There are what? 6billion people on the earth, lets go 1/3rd are girls(i think there are more girls then guys, but am giving you the benefit of the doubt) That is 33.3-Repetative %. Which is also roughly still, 2 BILLION girls. Now 5% of those girls who do these things mentioned.. (2,000,000,000 * 0.05(5%)= 100,000,000 Girls do this... Canada has a population of 34mil PEOPLE i do believe.. That is almost 3 times the population of canada!

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  181. Not to mention just the girls. So sure there might be that 95% that don't but still look at those numbers.. That means there is still A LOT that do. I will gladly defend any point I've made, and I won't pretend that all my points are 100% solide, but look at everything as a whole and tell me I am not, at least to a certain degree, correct?

    Yes the post may seem a little harsh for girls when they read it, but then just take 2 steps back and think about it first, THEN post. It isn't constructive at all FLAMMING. As the real author probably wont ever even read your post, and really, whats the odds YOUR gonna come back and read what people said?

    And even so, this guy may have it 100% wrong, just don't "like" it, and hell, while you are at it go make a group "5 Crazy Things That All Boys do"

    I can see it now,
    1. Pleasure themselves 3 times a day
    2. Watch porn nightly
    3. Think women are only good for what seperates them from men(keeping it PG I think:/)
    4. Don't give girls any respect
    5. Use girls and don't give a **** about them.

    I stand as a complete symbol of how wrong that is, but I wouldn't be surprised if something like that showed up. There is a little thing called guilt by association, or well "stereotyping" and we all are susceptable to it. Sure in some cases it's right, but for the odd ones out, yeah it can suck. But those are just things we half to live with.

    Anyways, Il keep the resumé short. But I am willing to defend any of these points, even my weaker ones that could be proven wrong, because I believe as a whole I hit the nail. Anyways, Feel free to argue any of my points, here is my old spam email. ultimate*UNDERSCORE*death*UNDERSCORE*Toll*AT*hotmail*DOT*com

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  182. I find it funny how you guys are all getting mad over this. Yes, I agree it is stupid because it's not true. But it's funny to read this because who ever wrote it thinks they know everything about women. When really they don't. Granted some of it is true for some people but some of it isn't true. I think it's just funny to actually read this and the comments.

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  183. I agree with the person above me. So what if it's not true? Who cares? Whoever wrote it is obviously a pathetic little person who deserves to be pitied, not reprehended. Why should we even waste our time on this crap? It's stupid.

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  184. SO NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!! :@:@:@:@:@:@
    WHO EVER WROTE THIS IS A SEXIST AND DOESNT KNOW A F*CKING THING ABOUT !!!! SO STUPID :O:O

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  185. This is sexist bullshit do men not do this to?? This is probably based on a small group of women so it is not only sexsit but sterotypeing.

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