21 Most Embarrassing Names in English

Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gun
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade
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259 comments:

  1. I don't get half of these

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  2. stupid, they all make up sentences. I thought it was funny.

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  3. I know a dude named Read Tarder XD

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  4. this list is wrong
    there is a doctor named Dr. Dick chop

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  5. u forgot dick channey or john foot penis

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  6. Most of these arent that bad! Some of them i like! Not embarrasing! I know someone named Easten West. I heard about a girl named Mary Joanna

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  7. u forgot Jack Hoff

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  8. I know of a Doctor whose surename is Pepper. Dr. Pepper lol

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  9. Where's Ben Dover? Mike Hunt? Mike Hawke? Man there's a gangload they just forgot

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  10. whats so embarassing about that?

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  11. Will Power and Chris Cross, both would actually be pretty sick names. :P

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  12. Lol, thats funny "Justin Case" = just in case. LOL! :)

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  13. justin case LOL that one made me laugh since everyone knows that commercial

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  14. Some of these didn't make sense to me.

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  15. MIKE LITORIS :D

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  16. what about robin banks or phil mcavity?!

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  17. funny at first i didn't get it haha LOL nice

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  18. these aren't even embarrassing or funny. wow. waste of my time.

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  19. anna sasin lol ha :D an assasin :) fuunnyyyy

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  20. Ahah, :)
    I like Myv Agyna. ;o]

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  21. Totally kick ass if my name were Anna Sasin. I'd be even more bad ass. lol xD

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  22. For the people who didn't understand some of these,

    Barb Dywer-Barbed Wire
    Pearl Button-Well that's obvious
    Hazel Nutt-Obviously Hazel Nut
    Ray Gun-Again, obvious
    Helen Back-Hell and back
    Stan Still-Stand Still
    Jo King-Joking
    Lee King-Leaking
    Terry Bull-Terrible
    Mary Christmas-Merry Christmas
    Max Power-Obvious
    Paige Turner-Page Turner
    Sonny Day-Sunny Day
    Tim Burr-Timber
    Teresa Green-(Not sure but I think it's...)Trees are Green
    Will Power- Obvious
    Anna Sasin-An Assasin
    Chris Cross- Cris Cross
    Doug Hole-Dug Hole
    Justin Case-Just in case
    Barry Cade- Barricade

    ;)

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  23. I know a guy named Harry Dick... o.o

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  24. Yo! You forgot Butnick xD

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  25. Omg this list is missing a guy called phil
    Phil McKrackin

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  26. i seen some dude's name that was(supposively) Dick Talkin

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  27. Justin Case says, "1-800 Safe Auto, pick up the phone, the call is free, 1-800, Safe Auto!!!"

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  28. Drew Peacock Maybe :) ?

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  29. DOOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. I think these guys are trollin.

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  31. ha. my name's paige :P

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  32. you missed a few
    1. Ben Dover
    2. Eileen Dover
    3. Willie Tucker
    4. Joanne Card
    5. Hugo First
    Just random ones ;D

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  33. willie stroker has GOT to be the best name out there :D

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  34. wat about Ben Dover? loooooool

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  35. Hugh Jass!-Bart Simpson

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  36. I am ironman
    i think i broke my leg
    but i dont care

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  37. what about dick hurtz

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  38. i know someone named Gunner Dunit

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  39. you forgot "Justin Bieber"

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  40. I know a person named Ben Dover....But he goes by Benjamin

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  41. Okayy.... Lol
    Totallyy randommm xx

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  42. I know a girl named Summer Camp =P

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  43. What about Ben Dover?

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  44. you forgot Richard Head

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  45. How about Hairy dick? that would be embarasssing

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  46. you forgot Miss Foster .. translate into swedish in google translate or something,

    like this:
    ''missfoster'' and then .. just translate :P

    :D

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  47. i know a guy named jack offie..that shud be on here

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  48. sry, i meant:

    write ''missfoster'' in the box but choose swedish, then translate into english :]

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  49. i know two more:
    Ron N. Hide
    Rusty Road

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  50. justin case lmfao!! best one!!

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  51. i know someone named Kenya Wiggil

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  52. dont forget jb for the most embarrassing name

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  53. you forgot Justin Bieber.

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  54. knew someone named Harry Pits!!!!! lol ; )

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  55. what about Dick Burns? or Dick Harry?

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  56. i actually know someone named Mary Christmas and she is AWESOME, she has a little boy named Eli Christmas and they are the coolest family EVER!

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  57. they are missing justin beiber

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  58. they forgot harry balsack =[

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  59. Richard (Dick) Head. I know this person.

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  60. isaac hunt, mike oxlong, drew peacock, annete curtain and i knew a girl in wales and one of her legs were bigger than her other leg so her parents called her leena

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  61. i would acctually love some of those names haha
    <333
    :D

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  62. I HATE AUSTRALIAN!!!

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  63. My 3rd grade teacher was Mrs Dick
    Her husbands name was Harry Dick

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  64. crystal chandelier
    annie body
    april showers
    bill ding
    harry cox
    heaven lee
    jack cass

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  65. What about Mike Rotch

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  66. dick trickle? dick hurtz? mike hunt?

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  67. dont forget mike weef.

    anyways who the fuck has christmas as a last name

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  68. there was a graduation-guest speaker at my skl once. His name was Robin Mycock, I think that one is in the top five worst. rubbin my cock...LOL

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  69. i dont get pearl button its not funny or embarrising

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  70. I know a dentist whose last name Barber. Doctor Barber!

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  71. Harry Ballzonya

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  72. I know of a guy called Wayne Kerr LOL

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  73. THY FERGOT DAN GLEESAK !!!! OMFG!!!!

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  74. you misses out "jack king"...

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  75. I have a friend named emma wiener (:

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  76. what about Mike Rotch? Oh and my friend from highschools name was Holly Wood.

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  77. what bout terry wrist???

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  78. what about mike literus????

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  79. some of them are funny,
    but i didn't get the half of some names,
    they make no sence (at all!)
    but then, in the comments,
    someone explains them
    & they're not funny, just,
    there are words hidden in them
    so what .......... not funny

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  80. these are really childish and stupid

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  81. I know a girl named Susan Whoofarded

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  82. Grace Knott
    Penny Valentine
    (my grandma knew these people)

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  83. There is health specialist called:

    Dr Cok Wank

    ^^

    unsure of spelling though :S

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  84. I don't get Pearl Button :P

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  85. Hahahaha wha about Ben Dover? LOL

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  86. whose last name would be christmas????

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  87. i know someone with the last name christmas ^

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  88. One of my neighbors name's is
    Harry Man

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  89. My neighbors name is Harry Man

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  90. how about OLIVER CLOTHESOFF

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  91. look it up on yellow pages, seriously, there are people with these last names and there are about 100 listings for people with the last name of christmas.
    http://www.yellowpages.com/findaperson?fap_terms[first]=mary&fap_terms[last]=christmas&fap_terms[city]=&fap_terms[state]=&fap_terms[searchtype]=phone

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  92. Have a goddaughter name "Justine Sain"

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  93. SO FUNNY! Mary Joanna?

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  94. what about Mike Hawke and dick

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  95. i know a guy named doug dick

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  96. i no 2 teachers at my school called Mrs Bumford and Mrs Moody :) lmaaoooo <3

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  97. Wayne Kerr
    Wayne King(: Haha

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  98. You left out Dick Head or Harry Dick

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  99. wow. that was truly lame. will power? come on, seriously wtf?

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  100. These are lame
    the funniest name is Kissma Butt :D

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  101. what about Ben Dover?

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  102. Tim Burr. That's my softball coach. :DDD

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  103. gay and not embarrassing

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  104. These arent even bad...
    wheres the ones like Phil Magroin??

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  105. BEST ONE OF ALL TIME... WAIT FOR IT ... WAIT FOR IT....



    RICHARD CRANIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  106. i know one, richard wachs...but for short, dick wachs hahaha

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  107. There was a person in army named Eror. The most miserable part was when he was a major.(Major Eror!)

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  108. fuck you fuck me at 0539398884 lımıtred supply of bıtches

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  109. i think they were SOOOO FUNNY i like: Anne Sasin And Barb Dwyer And Justin Case. F U N N Y! :D <3

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  110. u forgot Isaac Balls...lol

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  111. LOL, just try reading them out loud and it all makes sense. :DD

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  112. my name is ben dover and good i get crap for it

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  113. you can ben dover for me

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  114. Is the Teresa Green supposed to mean...


    Terry Saw Green ???

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  115. hi im claudia






    my sister knows someone named taylor penis

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  116. you forgot ben dover

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  117. You forgot Michael (Mike) Hunt. :D:):]:|:/:[:(D:

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  118. funny, you forgot sally vagita

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  119. They also forgot Mike Hawk!

    For those who don't understand this it means

    My cock!

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  120. I know someone called Ben Dover

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  121. haha my mom knew sum ppl named Cash Register and Key Register..my uncle knew sum1 named Floating Leaf..come on now those obviously beat all lolz wat was up wit ther parents??haha :):):):):):)

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  122. i know Teresa Green, and a girl called Holly Wood

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  123. lol
    anna sasin XD
    well wat bout kelly green and amber brown/ auburn brown. hahaha just a bunch of colors =P

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  124. harry jewels a real kid at my school no joke

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  125. ik another funny name
    Anne Chovie & Tom Ato
    haha
    its anchovie and tomato
    haha again
    lollrz

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  126. Theres a guy at my moms work named scott peters!!! lol

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  127. lol Teresa Green - Trees are green
    Love that one

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  128. Haha how about Harry ballzer? lolz

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  129. Ahahaha don't forget about Mike Rush. Lol and Ben Dover. :P

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  130. i once had a teacher whos name was actuallt dick sinner. and there was also mr. sevenick (aka sevendick)

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  131. how about crystal waters or california roads? i know them!!

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  132. what about justin bieber his name is an embrassment

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  133. Benjamin Dover! like bend over, ben dover.

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  134. Why is Harry Dickson not on here?

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  135. U forgot Peggy Potter, Larry McCracken, Becky Berky, Twyla Spoon, Justin Hooker, Robbie Kingsporn, Galen Snodgrass, Jody Munstermann, Lira Laughary, Yaso Jayawardhana...

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  136. I went to high school with a kid named "Your Highness Morgan". No joke, his first name was Your Highness.

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  137. katniss the girl on fireJuly 15, 2010 at 6:05 PM

    why isn't justin bieber on there that name is so upsetting

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  138. Mya Ballzurt.. lmao thats lame, just made it uppppp!! :D

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  139. Dick Burns should be on that list XD

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  140. there is a scientist whos name is, no joke, Dr Dick Titballs

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  141. i know personally a kid named Christopher Cross

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  142. How are those embarrassing? They sound cool. :3

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  143. how about my friend's name Jackson Win Barby.

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  144. i have a friend who's name is Haight Ashberi

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  145. betta 1
    mike hunt

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  146. forgot
    Onya Bush

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  147. hahaha! What about Redd White of AAI?! lol. Justin Case. xD That made me laugh. xD Anna Sasin. xD haha!

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  148. i know a kid named handlen cock NO LIE

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  149. What about Richard Head? (the nickname for Richard is Dick)

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  150. my mom went to school with a girl named Brighton Early

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  151. my friends name is Kira Pagie Turner and she loves to read

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  152. i know someone named holden junk

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  153. lmao i know someone ; Harry Butts!

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  154. you forgot 1. Anna Self.

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  155. wat about eric chan

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  156. dont forget *MR .A. sickman* whos a doctor

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  157. my friends docters name is Dr. DickButts! lol

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  158. 1ST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  159. Wow, Im aurprised "Dick _____" is not in this listt !

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  160. chinese-canadian name, i had a friend named this

    suckamya fattdick

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  161. wahat about Ben Dover??

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  162. ik someone named skip Rooney

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  163. I was waiting for someone's first name to be Ima.

    I'm surprised none of these had it. There's so many last names that would make it sound funny.

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  164. What about Ben Dover?:L

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  165. If you don't get a lot of these, woww, you're an idiot, lmfaoo. xD The only one I don't get is Theresa Green. Otherwise, everything else is COMPLETELY CLEARR.

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  166. my form tutor was called Sam Hole... in other words Mr. S Hole :D our first dayy was hilariouss

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  167. what about Dushon Mandick

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  168. THEIR NOT EMBARRASSING THEIR UNIQUE - -"

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  169. lol. i like the Anna Sassin one.

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  170. i dont get the first one

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  171. That's strange, my HS principal's name is Terry Bull , oh well :lol:

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  172. justin beiber
    chris peacock
    ipy freely
    ben dover
    anita wang
    willy stroker
    ima ______
    ....

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  173. Theresa Green? Don't understand what it's suppost to be

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  174. they are all made up. people should know that

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  175. haha, i found the ones in the comments more funny than the actual ones. ^o)

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  176. Theresa Green - Trees are Green.

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  177. barb dwyer = barb wire.....duh!

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  178. Mike Hunt
    Dick Shrivels from Cold water, Ontario
    Mike Oxlong
    Phillip Ontakos

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  179. My friends name is Chris Cross!! i love you christifer david cross!!!!

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