The 10 MOST Common LIES Parents ALWAYS Tell KIDS!

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1. If you tell the truth you won’t get in trouble.

2. You are the prettiest girl/most handsome boy in the world

3. The existence of Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy

4. Do this or you’re not going to get “your birthday/Christmas/family vacation

5. Mommy and daddy are taking a “nap”

6. Eating your vegetables will make you grow up big and strong

7. If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off

8. If you keep making that face, your face will stay that way

9. The police arrest children who swear

10. The ice cream van only play music to let children know it has run out of ice cream
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77 comments:

  1. the laast onee funnny trueee sOme ice reaam vaans are SHITE!!

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  2. First lol and its SO true!

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  3. hahahahhaha 10!!!! lol first

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  4. When my parents said they were taking a nap they were actually taking a nap. from: Kelli

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  5. ROFLMAO at number 7!

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  6. Thats bullshit my bastard parents said santa was real

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  7. 5 and 7 is fukin FUNNY

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  8. thats nuffin my parents tried tellin my brother that daddy planted a seed wen describin how he was made

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  9. actually they forgot an important one
    Babies come from the stork

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  10. lol i laughed at all these it is so true..lol but 8 i actually believed until i just read this...im so stupid :D

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  11. lol:6 different people said 1st roflmao at number 5

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  12. lol these r so true

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  13. i never herd the " If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off " b4.

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  14. When i was little, my parents always use to tell me "Ok sweetie, tell me the truth. If you don't i'll go check the hidden camera's for proove!" And ever since she told me that i told the truthh. but no now. lmao(=

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  15. 1 is bullcrap my parents told me that but yet i got in less trouble when i hid somethin and they found out then if i told the truth

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  16. well 4. did actually happen to me. i did not get a birfday party fer somethin i did

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  17. 10 is my favorite! hah

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  18. I've never heard number seven nine or ten O:
    but i should start telling my brother number seven... you can always catch him with his hands down his pants

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  19. I've heard all of them except the last

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  20. 1,3,4,6,8 ive heard from my parents

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  21. 1,2,3,4,6,7,8 ive heard from my parents. We don't have ice cream trucks where I live >.>

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  22. My mommy && daddy always tell me their taking naps !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( ew

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  23. I think they forgot one."you can be president one day".

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  24. LOOOOOOL @ 7!!! HAHAHA! "7. "If you play with your privates too much, they’ll drop off"
    ROFL IMAO

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  25. lol, some of those are not lies ffs.

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  26. 1 2 3 6 8 ive heard from my parents

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  27. Here's one ; I brought you in this world and I can take you out.

    Technically they cant unless they wanna go to prison. (:

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  28. what about the infamous, "Daddy has hidden camera's in his room the size of a ant."

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  29. haha woww ive heard all of these at one point in time but they forgot one the one that says babies come from a stork

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  30. woooow! "NAP" uh huh...suree

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  31. mah mum used always temme da 8th one mahn..lolzzz 7 is reall funny

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  32. They have told me seven of them :L
    1 2 3 4 10 the most.. and 8 :L

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  33. sfsskssssssssssssssss

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  34. i never belived in any of the lies my parents told me, i always found ways to get my own way :D

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  35. these are so true well some of them\

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  36. number 7 is partly true, for boys.

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  37. 1,2,3,4,6,8 i heard these..xD

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  38. its true its really true!!!!!

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  39. i never got the icecream van on my road and my parents never told me about santa my teacher did

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  40. I've heard 1,3,4,6 and 8

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  41. So very true o-o

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  42. 8 is freakin awesome but my parents never told me that

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  43. can any of the morons who said (first) count? one said first and it was 7th! and it depends who the parents are

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  44. cant forget, I'm not sleeping im resting my eyes

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  45. 5! is hilarious.

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  46. HAHAA!!@ #10 <3 IT!!

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  47. in my family Number 4 is true

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  48. lmao ya my parents are taking a "nap" they snore so loud that someone screams :O sleep talking or is it! dun dun dun ddduduuuuunnnn

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  49. You Forgot One More.
    "Parents Don't Pick Favorites."
    Epic Lie.
    - Sarah Frazier:)

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  50. The vegatable one isnt a lie....

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  51. You would have to have some bad parents.,..

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  52. i' ve never heard the privates one, of course, im not a boy, but ive heard storks bringing babies before!!!

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  53. What happens when the stork goes extinct? then what will parents tell their children

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  54. Police don't arrest them, dragonflies sew up your mouth

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  55. #7 n #10 LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  56. my mum told me ALL of those, except the private part 1... wts is up with that?

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  57. does wts mean what the smurf?

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  58. yes, yes it does.

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  59. Yeah, for me, i've had 2, 4, 6 and 8.

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  60. haha! i know my parents have told me those things before!

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  61. iv heard all of those except for 9 and 10

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  62. the only one ive ever heard in 7 and i hear that every day from my mum when she catchs me ....um ....ya kno

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  63. THE TOOTH FAIRY ISNT REAL?

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  64. the last is the best

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